Monday, July 28, 2008
my penis in the lense of the paparatzi
Category: Art and Photography
its important to be a rock star, + to have a huge cock. it seems most rock stars go to functions w/o penis, a penis... because ive never seen a large lump in say dave grohls pants, which is to say hes "rocking" the "average" sixXone which is "cool" with say mellisa au derf. i in fact will in between "songs" lift my "guitar" + say something akin in the likeness nature of, "hey, look at that" + they will see the MEAT w a thong over it.
"oh you want to see it again" + "oh wow dont all go to get a beer just yet guys" + " yes my bitches surf + go over the baricade, i think ill have to stop songs to subjectify the wombs, to be filled, w my seed."
im bringing all 12 in my skin tight jeans. oh, + my servants, those are my boyhood fotos on my websites location on profile. watch me change.
oh, myspace people, i am seriously just exercising some freedom of speech, hunter s thompson comes to mind.
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all nite (all i needís this summer + a drummer)
Current mood: amused like the dirty homosexual Christ Jesus
Category: Parties and Nightlife
karen, katy, frances, courtney, rachel (aldana motherfucks) kim + kelly, meg, amy, jenna, shae, mellisa midwest (get bigger:) , mellisa, caitlin, bethany, tiffany, heather, heather, briana, houston, + 3 pages in my journal
12X3 + used to it
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lets suffocate mice
Current mood: amused
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
amy you fucking bitch cunt of a goddamned dog hooker. you hooker spaniel. you had better not be checking out of this motherfucker yet, because i will ensentance you to be one of my fucking cats. lick enough pet. i will make you like that one illegal neighbor of mine w the jar of pickles identical twin hair brush + dual mirrors behind the throe of blacks sucking each others cocks. you get me? do you love me now? now i can understand a good drown, but you really have got to max, to relax. awright im gonna spit some gayme atcha. id like to lick between yr cheeks, thats the place id like to eat, my boo, squee doo sqee doo i love you my boo my boo. now hook that shit up akon. i mean chino. goddamnit!!!!! i hope yr okay. early emphasima? seriously if thats true just get a clone like my old neighbor katie. well wishes + shower butt kisses, loved Benjamin
TAKE CARE KITTY KAT, i mean it
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dead w brown cheese on top
Current mood: amused
hello. im not a necrofiliac, nor a pedophile. im both, like any good hardworking earnest david geffen employee, but i am a person w an advanced understanding of sex pistols fun. punk pisses peolple off in a reaction to how, well... its entire shit to be looked at as not normal. + fuck you if you think i shouldn't love the only two blue eyes in the world that happen to belong to a beautiful princess.
dear bitches faggots + scabs,
i would like you to be a part of my advanced network of groupies fiends + home video. if i find you worthy ill take my cock out of yr head + put it in yr womb. + no mermen, men will do. + boys. the ones that dont grow up. like me. that makes me an old kid. anyways a therefore, i want to breed a master race of mullatto mutt w some spunk. we can sell the children to fallout boy for a top dollar percentage w carry over from its advanced market. kids go like 2% milk + pizza on fridays.
we will in fact need fugazi, because baby fuckers like you aint got shit on indescrit.
did i spell that right? its comments like those that come to one to ask, should i put my hair up in braids + be dave grohl's sissy? no, i think my ass is just too precious for that, BUT I WILL ENEVITABLY SUCK YOUR COCK DAVE GROHLS DAUGHTER, RIGHT AFTER I THROW THE CONDOM OVER YOUR WOMB WHERE MY OTHER HAND IS.
nothing... aids, a little forced rough sex.
stay sic fuckers.
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Sunday, July 27, 2008
satirical rock stardom
Current mood: amused
one day i am going to hook my arms + head to a stomach + eat double cheeseburgers, french fries w ketchup, + coca coca cola.... + im a limo wreck.
dont tell my fellow fbi agents that i suffocate mice, snakes, + the saleable south american children alike dont tell them that... im a reasonable man, so just please stay off of my case. the best thing about working for the government is living in the second america, under the earth in the air conditioning + preparing the inferior camps in arizona to cook the impoverished, which is, in fackt (german) good, as we are cannibals. were giving aids to africa is like that one song, um.... its good that we put not the cure, but the thingy that eliminates, no nulifies the progression of the airbourne aids + slows its tiring (shhh) painless death. do you breathe? welp, youve got aids my precious ghingus jacksons. feces? skinner bonaduche aka rich pussy. could this be more of punk.
YOU WILL SUCK YOUR COCK WITH MY PUSSY. PICK UP THE CRACKERS BY THE NEWSPAPER WITHOUT YOUR HANDS AND SMILE LIKE A STUPID BITCH. I AM YOUR MASTER. YOU WILL SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL WHEN YOU ARE DROPPED OFF THERE WITH A VAN. I AM THE SUPREME OVERLORD RULER THAT IS CALLING THE ELECTRICIAN YOU FUCKING CUNT OF A DEAD WHORE. I DO KNOW YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS PINK SLUT. MY FAVORITE COLOUR IS DEAD. HMMM SOME RESPONSE LIKE WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME. WAH WAH WAH MY PUSSY HURTS. OH, YOU ARE SO BRAVE? OK, flogging session done, you did well + i love you.
"look at the bruises i let him leave on me after signing the contract." YEAH WHAT GOES W THAT. IT IS IMPORTANT TO KNOW YOU NEVER THROW THE CAR AWAY. YOU THROW THE CAR DOWN. ITS LIKE SMASHING THE BRACES OFF AN ILLEGAL BITCH LEARNING TO SMOKE WEED AND SHIT. HEY WE ALL HAD GIRLFRIENDS OR WANTED TO OR PILLOW IN JUNIOR HIGH. be sure to tell my fellow agents about my secrets because im not a pedophiliac, im william s. burroughs.
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