im so gay i could lite a rhinocerous on fire three days after flirting a lil fun on his lap if i had a match hon.
im so gay i couldnt make sense to a dummy.
you know what i mean honey?
im so gay i could fly a helicopter into the black hole w a little grey alien.
im gayer than the drummer of nirvana.
id steal lenny kravitzs wig im so gay.
id snatch it like a pimp w some baseball stickem.
did i mention i pimp?
if at anytime this gets too hot hey look, dont blame me.
im just the man w long legs in a purple suit w a hat + cane.
watch me step cuz i am step